The Hottest Olympians Of 2024

The Hottest Olympians Of 2024

Whether you care about track & field, care to watch a full marathon, or for some reason give a flying fk about curling... there's no denying there are some absolute specimens of the human race involved with the Olympics.

We are going to take a look at some of the athletes who make this event worth watching...

Luana Alonso
The 20-year-old swimmer from Paraguay was the one kicked out of the Olympic Village for 'inappropriate behaviour' and creating an 'unprofessional environment'. We don't know what that means, but she sounds fun.

Alica Ѕchmidt
This German has been called the world sexiest athlete for quite some time now. Her Paris performance was nothing to brag about, but with over 7 million followers on the 'gram and a career as a model/influencer we think she'll be just fine.

Jessica Fox
The first Aussie on the list has to be our gold medalist canoeist. She's a Redbull athlete, 10 X World Champion, and just an authentic Aussie darling.

Alysha Newman
The 3 time Olympian out of Canada is a professional pole handler, as a 5-time all American in Pole Vaulting. She hit the news because she funded her Olympic dreams by jumping on the OnyFans bandwagon... it's Googleable. 

Daria Bilodid
Don't let this little blonde Uranian fool you - she will beat the shit out of you. Competing in Judo, this 23yr old, sub 49kg sweet heart knows how to throw someone around.

Wemby
If we're putting blokes on this list, it better be the French NBA star who represented his country at their home Olympics. Did we mentioned this dude is only 20yrs old, 7"4 tall, and makes $20 million a year?

At BA we love some good tattoos & booty, and this Polish track & field sprinter has it all. She didn't make the finals, but she did throw out a challenge to take down Speed, a recent Youtube star, in a race after he said he could beat her on a live stream.

The first Aussie girl to ever get a medal in the 1500m, and her silver marked our 50th medal in Paris. She is also the world record holder for the 2000m!

Hailing from Ireland, Sophie is another runner specialising in the 400m. Her relay team just missed out on the Bronze coming in at 4th place.

This Ukranian high jumper copped her first Gold at the Olympic Youth Games back in 2014. Her PB of 2.01m is pretty impressive considering she stands at 5"10 herself.

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